the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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