i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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