Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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