we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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