no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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