Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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