Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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