y did u give ur computer a hand job?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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