you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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