I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
