their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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sex in a hospital.. check
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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