i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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