I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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