he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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