you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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