office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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