You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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