i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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