you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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