So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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