Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I touched a dick in church today
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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