Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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