I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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