So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
lol hangovers are for mortals.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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