Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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