Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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