Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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