it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
