I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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