she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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