She said her name was "party"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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