Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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