I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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