In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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