Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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