so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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