Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
