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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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