3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Come on in and take your pants off
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