That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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