is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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