her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
babies were throwing up all over the place
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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