there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I currently don't understand fingers.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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