Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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