it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we're making bets on your personal life
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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