i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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