she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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