Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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