Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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