she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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