dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I didn't notice because vodka
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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