My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Randomize
