I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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