If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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